There is a phrase that Abraham Lincoln once said at the beginning of a speech that has stuck with Americans; “Four Score and seven years ago…” Out of everything he ever said ever, this is what sticks. Go figure, I guess. Anyway, for those of you who don’t know, a “score” in this context means 20. This is particularly awesome for me, because I can be a pretentious nerd and say this:
One score and eleven-ish months ago, I was born. Seeing as I am the very first member of my family to have been born into my generation, pictures were taken. So. Many. Pictures. Fortunately for you, most of these have been stuffed into a forty pound box (literally. It is forty pounds.) and stashed away. So, instead of a complete pictoral documentation of my entire life, you get the blessedly abridged version.
I present to you these hand-clicked pictures depicting 251-ish months of adventures. Have a smile on me.